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Essays and humor

Let Your Buffoon Flag Fly, Dad!

Now Who's the Bully?

Mr. Softie = Me

The Enforcer Inside

A Father Must Train a Young Jedi. And That Requires Popcorn.

Jaws Scared the Bleep Out of Me: Would Movies Do the Same to My Sweet Pea? 

Dad Buys Fancy Diaper Bag. It Doesn't Go Well.

Wife and Child Go to Cali...This Is Gonna Be Great! (Until It’s Not.)

In Praise of Making Magical Memories...That Your Baby Will Not Remember

At Age 3, She Discovered...Pink: Making Peace with Ponies, Princesses & Tea Parties

“We’re Pregnant!” (Or Are “We”?)

10 Hilarious April Fools' Pranks For Kids

Hello, Future! 7 Ways the World Will Change When Your Baby Grows Up

Poop Comes to Shove: A Potty-Training Victory

I Said I’d NEVER Do Baby Talk. Then I Had a Baby.